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1) SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..

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Length: 132 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:35pm
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2) SANTA sukhe khet mein boat chala raha tha BANTA-aise SARDARO ne hi SARDARO ka naam kharab kiya hai,agar mujhe swimming aati to jakar use bahut marta

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Length: 148 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:33pm
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3) Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister.

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Length: 118 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:33pm
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4) SANTA enters kitchen, opens sugar container, looks inside and closes it. He does this again and again. Why?Because his Doctor told him to check sugar level regularly

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Length: 165 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:32pm
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5) Fakir to SANTA ke Padosi ne Pet bhar Ke khana khilaya he, Aap bhi Kuch khilao.SANTA Ye Lo HAJMOLA…

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Length: 100 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:32pm
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6) Santa-Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta. Frnd-Fir Tune kya kiya? Santa-Mene unse kaha salo 1-1 karke Aao. Frnd-Phir? Santa- Phir kya,Salo ne 1-1 karke dubara Peeta

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Length: 155 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:32pm
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7) SANTA- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman Friend- Didn't U follow them?SANTA- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!

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Length: 133 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:17pm
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8) Santa : People consider me as "God"Banta : How do you know?? Santa : When I went to the park today,everybody said, Oh God! Uve come again.

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Length: 148 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:17pm
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9) santa ki beti "LAADO" Bacpan se japan me thi Wo india aai per airport se return ho gayi Q ki waha bord lagha tha "NA AANA IS DESH MERI LADO"

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Length: 160 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:17pm
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10) Santa :- jaldi ek cold drink de, ladai hone wali hai.. Shop Keeper :- lo ! Shopkeeper :- jaldi ek or de, ladai hone wali hai... Shopkeeper :- lekin ladai kab hogi... Shopkeeper :-jab tu paise maangega tab

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Length: 204 - 14th Jun 2016 at 6:17pm
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