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1) Mallika Says To Imran Hashmi hahe Dunia Jitni Bhi Kare Hamare Pyar Ki Birodh Hamare Pyar Ki Raksha Karegi Super Deluxe Nirodh

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Length: 125 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:56pm
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2) men at a cinema: 1st see House full at the ticket counter & said:Maa di fudi band hogi? 2nd shouted: Oye Aaja Aaja !Bhen di fudi black chmildi payi ha?

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3) Are O SAMBHA Mere Kitne SMS mile Srdar Bahut se or tumne Kitne Bheje 1Bhi nhi Dhikkar hai Ab tak bahut SMS khaye Le ab ek aur kha..

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4) A scientist cannot b a president,butkalam did it. A conductor cannot b a superstar,butRajni did it. A monkey cannot operate mobile, but u

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Length: 137 - 14th Jun 16 at 4:55pm
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5) MunnaBhai:Yaar yeh kutte poonch kyon hilate hain? Circuit:Common sense Bhai!Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hain na

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6) Nam:Don Bhai:Munnabhai Pata:36ChinaTown Thikana:ChandniBar Guru:Blufmaster Dushman:Sarkar Khun:Ab tak 56 SMS BHEJ WARNA 57 ho jaiega

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7) If Mallika will play the role of draupadi,then Duryodhan will say"Dusashan,pehna do hamari bhabhi ko saree,hum bhi toh dekhe yeh vastron mein kaisi lagti hai

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8) What will you say if you see a naked girl walking at Lokhandwala Complex? CHOOT OUT AT LOKHANDWALA.

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9) Gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge

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10) Sidhu ki maa ko gussa kab aata hai? jab sidhu laughter challenge main hans hans kar har contestant se kehta hai bas kar mere BAAP!!!

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11) Harbhajan n Mallika wer havin sex Harbhajan kept his Pen is on her thighs. Mallika: Arre!wat r u doin? Bhajji:Darr mat mein yahan se spin karunga

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12) An journalist to mallika sherawat: What is the first thing you do in the morning when you wake up? Mallika: I go back to my home

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13) Ek Ladki Raat Mein Akeli Aur Do Ladke Uske Saath, Kya Hua Hoga

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14) Osama to Big B: How are you?? Big B: Bas Kabhi Khushi Kabhi Gham. And you? Osama: Bas Kabhi Gola Kabhi Bum

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15) gabbar-hag basanti hag. Viru-nahi basant nahi,In kutto k samne mat hagna,Inke pass pani nahi hai,Ye tujhse hagwayenge aur mujhse teri GAND chatwayenge.

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16) Advise Rani Mukharji to use whisper choice. She said mein woh b use kar chuki hoon phir bhi.... Laga chundri mein daag!

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17) Dard jitna saha jaye utna sehna. Jo baat dil ko lag jaye kabhi na hehna. Milte hai dunya mein hum jayese kam. Isliye kabhi Kabhi aalvida na kehna

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18) Kabhi khushi kabhi gham. Mera sms na hoga kam. Kabhi alvida na kehna. Sms karte rehna. Dhoom mera sms padh k jhoom. Phir hera pheri. Ab karne ki teri bari.

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19) India ki shan Shahrukh khan. India ki aan Salman Khan. India ki jaan Aamir Khan. India ka maan Farden Khan. Indian smman all of KHAN

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20) Mere phone k intezar to 11 mulkon ke doston ko he. Lekin ek baat samjho k mera phone ana mushkil hi ni namumkin hai. Sorry kyon ki mere sirf msg free hai

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