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1) boy:hapi birthday dia
girl:tx!wea z ma gift
boy:do u c dat BMW outside there?
girl:yes!yes!yes! thx u so much!
boy:i bought 4 u a toothbrush of de same COLOUR!

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2) Asif saw the question zodiac sign. He didnt know what it meant. So he turned back and saw that Ali had written Cancer. So he wrote AIDS.

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Length: 136 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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3) Mom- My dear son, why is your wife so silent.. Son- Nothing mom, she asked for lipstick, but I gave her a glue stick instead. That is why...!!

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Length: 142 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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4) Rahim And His Wife Went For a walk. Wife- Oh! Look at the dead bird! Rohim looked at the sky and said- where, where....

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Length: 119 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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5) Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

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Length: 151 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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6) Girl: Xcuse me,brother. This is my seat. Boy: That's ok.But i'm not ur brother bcoz My father never touch ur mother. Girl:Sorry Darling!

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Length: 136 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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7) Teacher: u know the importance ofperiod? Kid: Ya, once my sister said she hasmissed one, my mom fainted, dad got heart attack & our driver ran away.

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Length: 152 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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8) Why did they stop printing Pamela Anderson stamps in the U.S? Bcoz people started licking the wrong side.

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Length: 105 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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9) Wats the height of innocense? A 12year old girl applies pimples cream on her breast!

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Length: 84 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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10) Women asked man who is travelling with six children, all these kids are urs?? No, i work in a condom factory & these are customer complaints.

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Length: 145 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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11) Bride's dad hands a note the groom: "GOODS DELIVERED ARE NOT RETURNABLE". Groom gave another note back to him "CONTRACT VOID IF SEAL IS BROKEN".

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Length: 164 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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12) Teacher: Why cows look depressedwhen they are milked? Student: Madam, if some1 press ur boobs for 2hrs & doesnt f**k u, then how do u feel??

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Length: 144 - 13th Jun 16 at 12:49am
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